Airport Concentrate

I find it really funny that, after presenting a membership card to get into an airport lounge that purports to be a nice place to while away a long layover, it turns out to be grimier and more crowded than the airport itself! I mean, what the heck, United?!

This so-called airport lounge is
just like the airport itself
only darker, stickier and
more densely populated.

If packaged, it would be sold as
a can of Airport Concentrate
Dive Bar-Lite