Earlier today, we made the six-hour drive from Laguna to Mammoth for the kids' mid-winter break, aka ski week. We passed through a high-desert hamlet called Mojave, with the best billboards and retail signage ever. Here's a "found" poem (sort of):

Make your own cigarettes and SAVE!
Mojave Smog--Test Only
SAT NITE KA Ra OKE
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